i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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