I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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