That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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