Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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