No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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