I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We have so much sex to catch up on
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
A+ Viking dick
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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