She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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