North Korea, Best Korea!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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