i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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