do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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