do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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