No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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