Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Sext me about skeletons
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
