I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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