Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
