she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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