i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize