At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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