i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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