the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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