Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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