i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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