Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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