hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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