your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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