Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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