Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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