I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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