yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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