the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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