yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
