i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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