You work out of a Hotel?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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