oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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