I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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