shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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