so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
