Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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