I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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