We won't sleep together?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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