Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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