Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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