She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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