I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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