Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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