I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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