Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I can't turn off my feet"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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