im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
dude. I can hear the air.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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