yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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