Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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