Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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