Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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