How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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