i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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