She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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