Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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