You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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